Happy Post-Oscar Monday, Ladies!
(I say ladies, because the gents won't be reading this post!)
I dunno about you all, but I thought the show was kind of lackluster this year. I was excited about James Franco (he WASN'T high-- gimmie a break!) hosting (notsoexcitedaboutanne) but it still was kinda a flop. I think the problem they ran into with the hosts is that James Franco is an intellectual guy who doesn't have to light up the room with his over the top personality to be a great actor. I love the guy. I felt, watching him, like he was acting the same way I would have been if it were me. Kinda awkward, kinda uncomfortable. I guess also, I felt like the writers tried to make the hosts "themselves" and it just didn't work out. Franco looked uncomfortable and Anne Hathaway came across as a complete and total spaz. Maybe Franco was worried the whole time that all her flailing would put out an eye...
I will say: I LOVED Anne's wardrobe. Every single outfit was gorgeous (maybe not the hair...). I especially loved the blue column gown.





I enjoyed the red carpet, though.
I watched at my in-law's house and it was lots of fun having them to make fun of talk about the looks with.
My favorites were Natalie Portman...
Cate Blanchett...
Jennifer Lawrence...
and Mila Kunis.

I know a LOT of people didn't like Cate Blanchett's dress, but the more I looked at it, the more I liked it. Especially with her fabulous hair cut. By the end of the evening, I think hers might have been my favorite look of the night. She looked stunning when she floated out onto the stage.
Mila Kunis was my top favorite the whole night (until Cate took over) ... I loved the color, hubs loved the cleavage.
Also, I heard a lot of people talking about how they'd like to see Natalie Portman in something fitted... and all those lovely people have never had a baby. FOLKS: by this point, she's rocking the pregnant lady butt. The last thing that poor girl needs is to squeeze that into a skin tight dress.
Can we also give HBC some credit?
The woman wore an interesting dress, very her... appropriate styling, loved her look. Love the color of her tresses, love that her sunglasses made an appearance.
Two of my favorite moments of the night?
James Franco dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. SO funny. I made the baby cry I guffawed so loudly when he came out.
I'd love to take a class taught by him. I would get perfect attendance ;)
(also, helloooooo arms)
RDJ and Jude Law. I love these two. I love them together in Sherlock Holmes and I love that their dynamic in the film is obviously reflective of their real life relationship. They feed off of each other so well. SO excited for the second Sherlock Holmes movie.
SO EXCITED.
And...
the worst.
Jessica Biel's dress:
Apparently, last night was the night of the floppy boob. I'm looking at you, Jennifer Hudson. PUT them away. JB was no exception to the floppage. She also needs to USE SOME LIPSTICK.
Also. I really didn't like Mandy Moore's red carpet look. It was so completely colorless. Her skin, dress... just blah. I think it would have served her better to wear her stunning blue performance gown on the carpet so she'd stand out, then wear the glittery beige on stage when the lights will make the dress sparkle. Just boring.
And I'm not going to lie: I don't think Gwyneth is infallible. I just don't get the Gwyneth thing. I didn't like her red carpet look. I thought it was just weird. BUT--- I saw this photo of her, Emma Stone (STUNNER) and Taylor Swift (GO AWAY!) and couldn't help but wonder WHO THE HECK let her out of the house without finishing her spray tan? Gwynnie, spray the underside of your arms too, honey. T-A-C-K-Y.
There. That's what I thought about last night.
I'm sure all of you disagree about most/all of what I said, but that's why the Oscars red carpet is great, something for everyone!
That's all for now. I have a LOT going on in the next 24 hours and lots to do! Posts will follow :)
All images from People.com