i stood up

For the next couple of days, I will be enjoying the infinite pleasure that many have had before me of trying to navigate a college campus on crutches.

Yesterday, I literally stood up after a test and sprained my ankle. Yeah, you try making that sound normal to a doctor. You can't. So today, my dear little brother helped me to the health services on campus and they fixed me up with crutches for the next two days and a "Swede-O" to support my injured joint for the next few weeks. It's stylish:




I'm sorry, can we say mortifying, children?